DIMESTORE KAZOO

Well come on up Joe
And play your tune
Blow us away with your Dimestore Kazoo
You know you can do this better than me
I hear your row, row boat is gonna set us free
You might be drunk as balls
But you can pull this off
Cause when you get up here babe
It don’t take no chops

But I’m not here to be your clown
To turn your crap ass day around
I’m not here to be your slave
Oh, it ain’t my fault if you haven’t been laid
I just came down to sing some tunes
And maybe throw back a whiskey or two
So here’s the rub and listen clear
Your shit life
Ain’t my problem dear

Poor old Joe
I made him mad
He wanted a fast song and I played sad
Did my dumb ass love song leave you in the muck
Well the thing is Joe I don’t give a fuck
Cause you know what you’d get from other chick singers like me
A night of break up songs and pain and misery

And I’m not here to be your clown
To turn your crap ass day around
I’m not here to be your slave
Oh, it ain’t my fault if you haven’t been laid
I just came down to sing some tunes
And maybe throw back a whiskey or two
So here’s the rub and listen clear
Your shit life
Ain’t my problem dear